CAUSE OF SPECTACULAR FIRETRUCK CRASH IN DISPUTE WHUPS: HALF A MILLION BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN; WITNESSES SAY FIREMAN HEROICALLY SWERVED TO AVOID PLOWING ANOTHER CAR Whether or not an idiot driver caused a massive fire truck wipeout in West Tulsa is the question, as witness accounts vary as to how a careening ladder truck made an unscheduled stop on its way to an accident scene. T.WORLD

THETULSAN.COM'S INCENDIARY REMARKS CLARIFIED: DESPERATE HOMEOWNER'S CALL FOR POLICE HELP GO UNHEEDED, LEAD TO A SMASHIN' STUPID PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS: SNOTTY TEENS DRIVE DOCTOR TO EXTREME ACTION WITH BAT WE TOLD YOU, TULSAN: NEVER EVER EVER CALL THE TPD . . . OVER STUPID STUFF. Check their live call list, Tulsan. . Most of it stupid crap caused by stupid people like YOU overreacting like morons. You see any spare time there to chase down some ding-dong ditchers? Case in point: the sad case of surgeon Dr. Richard Cooper, who may have ended his medical career after being driven to rage by punk teens who were disturbing the peace of a quiet neighborhood. Vigilante? You bet! Are we all about supporting the Good Doctor? 100% of those polled say helllllll yes! But how can a surgeon not be more clever or inventive in his retaliation? FOX23

100% OF WIRELESS EMPLOYEES SURVEYED UNAWARE OF WIRELESS PHONE SPYING THREAT TEXTS, CONVERSATIONS, WEB ACTIVITY ALL AT-RISK FOR SPYING All of which is the bad newwws. The good news is that a few simple steps can prevent this from happening. The bad news is that 100% of wireless employees surveyed by TheTulsan.com are unaware of the threat and how to prevent, identify, and undo its occurrence! Kudos to KOTV for this important report! KOTV

BETTER CALL THE FEDS: ABOUT.COM ADVISES READERS HOW TO FIND 'FREE' MP3s OLD AND BUSTED, SURE, BUT STILL KEWWWWWWL Why a Tulsan would use the Google'search-string-code-for-mp3s trick to listen to mp3's instead of Seeqpod? Nooooooo idea. Anyhoo, here are About.com's instructions for 'free' mp3's, and in this corner here is a sample search for The Doors' 'Roadhouse Blues'. Seems like a lot of trouble just to listen to a specific song, when Seeqpod delivers streaming sources so quickly. Oooooooooh . . . NOW we understand: 'right-click-save-as' . . .

MAKE PLANS RIGHT FREAKING NOW FOR BACKWOODS BASH!! IF YOU LOVE MUSIC AND THE GREAT OUTDOORS, THIS IS YER GIG Look, you can bitch and mope around T-Town on Memorial Day weekend, or you can celebrate the freedom and life that our fallen heroes gave their all for by getting back to nature with the Backwoods Bash. That simple. Grab a tent, some grub, some repellent and sunscreen, and just enjoy yerseffs! MORE MORE MORE

'SWEET NIBLETS': WHY YOUR DAUGHTER IS A LITTLE TRAMP VOL. MVII: 'VANITY FAIR' POOH-POOHS CRTITICS OF 'HANNAH MONTANAS' NAUGHTY PHOTO ART OR CHILD PORN? ANXIOUS POLYGAMISTS AWAIT ANSWER Vanity Fair in presenting behind-the-scenes video of The Miley Cyrus Shoot: 'Sweet niblets, Annie Leibovitz's photographs of Miley Cyrus sure have caused a stir. As this exclusive video shows, the nefarious photo shoot that has parents threatening to host Hannah Montana bonfire parties was actually a relaxed family event in one of the most picturesque settings imaginable: the green hills of Calabasas, California. Check it out!' VANITYFAIR