
'GRANNY GHOST VIDEO FREAKS OUT HALF OF ASIA' ECTOPLASM OR CGI? YOU DECIDE! Waaaaaiiiit on it . . . waaaaait on it! BOO! Once you have seen the video . . . ohhhhhh just thinking about it should cause the hair on your nekk and arms to stand straaaaight up! A cold chill and goosebumps, too, Tulsan!
WHY YOUR DAUGHTER IS A TRAMP VOLUME XXVI: 'SUPER MAN DAT HOE' 'SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOE . . .' So much more than a snappy ringtone, 'Crank That Soulja Boy' is a touching story of a boy and how he ejaculates on a sleeping girl's back so that the bedsheet sticks to her like a cape! (URBANDICTIONARY) Touching!
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT: MP3 CLIPS FROM TALLADEGA NIGHTS SUITABLE FOR RINGTONES, EMBEDS Larry Dennit, Jr. (Greg Germann): "Early word out of NASCAR is your little obscene gesture's gonna cost you 100 points. Do you know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars?"
Ricky: "Well, with all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed." MOVIEWAVS
EXCLUSIVE: HATEFUL 'INFIDEL RINGTONE' NOW AVAILABLE 'Right-click' that puppy straight to yer hard drive, Tulsan! This highly-compressed MP3 is a must-have for the terrorist-fighter in your life!